BEFORE - Look how pretty. She was a piece of crap, but she was my piece of crap. I really liked this car...it really represented where I was in life--not giving a damn about possessions and money and status and 'keeping up with the Joneses'...like I used to.
And AFTER a $50,000 piece of shit H2 decided to rear-end me. Didn't even so much as leave a scratch on her vehicle! Oh, and I hit something with my head...either the steering wheel or the place where the side window and front window intersect...so I have a beautiful black eye for my troubles. I hit my knee somehow also, so an old knee problem flared back up.
BEFORE - Look how pretty. She was a piece of crap, but she was my piece of crap. I really liked this car...it really represented where I was in life--not giving a damn about possessions and money and status and 'keeping up with the Joneses'...like I used to.
And AFTER a $50,000 piece of shit H2 decided to rear-end me. Didn't even so much as leave a scratch on her vehicle! Oh, and I hit something with my head...either the steering wheel or the place where the side window and front window intersect...so I have a beautiful black eye for my troubles. I hit my knee somehow also, so an old knee problem flared back up.
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